Pick it out and flick it

Probably don't want/need a blow by blow account of Oz, so here a few of our most poignant thoughts:

Australians do the best vegan food

It's a truth universally acknowledged that whatever cheap beautician you go to in the world, when you request medium brown you will walk out with beetle black brows

We either need to be chaperoned or stay far away from happy hour

It's lovely to see old pals, and we are eagerly anticipating the three little white girls reunion tour in April

Micro fibre towels are the devil

Feminist art is bonkers

The Australian smoking rules are insane

We should not be separated on a night out. One time, Al got punched by a man in a club, but that is a story for another time

Al's hair grows 4500 faster than anyone else's